Don't just give it to Alfie!! I'll settle for some TLC This IS sitting Now, wot we supposed to be doin' D'ya like my footwear? You called ........... Oooh, I've got an itch just there Aren't we being patient D'ya think it would like to be on the pond with the ducks? Wot's she doin' now This is more like Yeah, whaddya want Me and my pheasant are jus' going for a walk Oh yeah, think you can win one handed!! Wot shall I do now? I'm the winner I WANT it Oooh, I really needed that Twist and turn Oh no, there it goes I want it too Best foot forward Be quick, I can't sit still for long Shake, rattle and roll Uh oh, I spot trouble........ .......... let go of my pheasant That was MY game Go on, give it your best shot Gimme, gimme, gimme Where's the water bowl? Hey, this is a great game I'm jus' doing my own thing Oooh, that's better GIVE IT BACK!! Mutual admiration society I wuv you OK, you've got out attention I know, Libbie is sooooooooo pushy Hey, don't forget me Phew, I'm not forgotten OK, I'll take the cuddle I'm sitting nicely We'll just wait here Where's Alfie That's better Ha, ha, I'm having such a good time OK, I'm bored with this now Oh aye, it's a rum do