What a dainty tongue Look, exercising my ears and tongue at the same time Oooh, what's that? Who, us? Oh, goody, a game of football Jus' keeping an eye on things Are we gonna do something or not? ..... Ho hum, it's a dog's life Yes, we're paying attention Lip smackin' good We'll make short work of this Boy, that looks big Wot we gonna do now? Is there gonna be more action? Jus' resting my eyes Look, I've moved haven't I!! This water gets everywhere OK, I'm paying attention My Cruft's pose Yeah, it's mine ......... I'm still waiting Boy, that was good I am sooooooooo pleased with myself Can I reach......... As Bruce Forsyth would say "all tongue and nose! Just letting my tongue hang out to dry Look, I can lick all of my nose I'm whacked Think I've gotta rest awhile I'm thinking 'bout what to do next Wow, it's almost like snow I'm trying to get it all Gosh, I'm whacked ....... so don't even think about trying to get this from me Off for a stroll ........... my nose?? ........... huh The watch bird Please sir, can I have some more? I'm waiting patiently I am really, really thirsty OK............ How about feet and head I'm pacing myself ......... really hard 99, 100 - coming to get you Now, can I get both in my mouth?