Wanna hear a shaggy dog story........... Keep stilllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!! Ha, you wouldn't catch me in there I know, he's a pushy whippersnapper OK, where's the action? Boy, this is a mouthful Whaddya want?! Every sytlish pooch should have a mud pack doncha know Get this off, NOW OK, you've got my undivided attention I am just soooooooooo cute Jus' keeping my eye on things Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm There is NEVER enough food And........ another great catch This is one for Mum and Dad's photo album Is this how it's done?? Well, what we gonna do? Do we get our treat now? OK, let's have some action Tug-o-war I know, I'm one mucky pup, but it's soooooooooo good Don't shout so loud Who that's handsome person? I'm looking for a ball I'm finding it hard to get a grip Mystery Critter OK, we're paying attention Go on, give us a kiss How DOES Rupert do that? I hear bells Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese This IS sitting Whaddy mean, what am I doing in the stream?! This takes concentration Oh, goodie, muddy water Aren't I being a good boy!! Waiting for action I'm not really worried, I just look that way Ha, ha, good joke Oh well, no-one at home Think I'll leave my calling card OK, whose idea was this?????? Hey, I'm trying to get the hang of this Phew, a fair maiden to the rescue Just trying to find my sea legs Gotta concentrate now OK, think I've had enough now