I'll settle for some TLC This IS sitting Now, wot we supposed to be doin' D'ya like my footwear? You called ........... Aren't we being patient Wot's she doin' now Time for quiet reflection Wow, what a big drinking bowl This is more like Yeah, whaddya want Best foot forward WOT are you?! Be quick, I can't sit still for long Shake, rattle and roll Jus' getting my Vitamin D Where's the water bowl? And, another great catch Jus' out for a stroll OK, you've got out attention I know, Libbie is sooooooooo pushy Hey, don't forget me Phew, I'm not forgotten OK, I'll take the cuddle Hey, wot you pointing at me?! I'm sitting nicely We'll just wait here Where's Alfie That's better Jus' steppin' out It's hard being a fashion icon ........... OK, I'm coming Jus' gotta get there C'mon, talk to me Doncha think this is my colour Look, I AM happy, really Yep, I got in a big wet kiss Me too That Libbie, always running around I'm on the prowl Hey, look, I'm flying Who can resist kissing a pretty girl I'm always a good boy I'll just go at my own pace Hey, look, I'm getting my cuddles It's tough being the short, stout one