This IS sitting Now, wot we supposed to be doin' Aren't we being patient Wot's she doin' now This is more like Yeah, whaddya want Be quick, I can't sit still for long Shake, rattle and roll Where's the water bowl? OK, you've got out attention I know, Libbie is sooooooooo pushy Hey, don't forget me Phew, I'm not forgotten OK, I'll take the cuddle I'm sitting nicely We'll just wait here Where's Alfie That's better Me too That Libbie, always running around I'm on the prowl I'm always a good boy I'll just go at my own pace It's tough being the short, stout one