Look, I can use my tail like a rudder Tail Up Where's my cocktail with the umbrella?? I just can't wait to get there Oh, whoops, I've done it again I know it's in here somewhere And look, I can wag my tail at the same time Joe Bites the Tail Wagging of Tail There, I'm all bright eyed and bushy tailed Now I've got a tiger by the tail Hey look, I can use my tail like a rudder Wagging Tail Hey, watch wot you doin' with your tail